obama has masturbated before
Harry Potter, Supernatural, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Teen Wolf, Divergent, Frozen, Disney, etc
cosmo tip #457
If a boy sends you a picture of his penis, send him a picture of a bigger penis.
WHY IS THIS SO ENTERTAINING
Don’t fall in love with someone like me, I will take u to the 711 for a hotdog date. This is why storms are named after ppl…
we all have this one character death that we will never be over and fine with
today I saw a full grown man with a tattoo of a weiner hot dog on his forearm and that man is my hero
IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER
YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED
STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.
a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”